Due to a life of exposure to profanity and verbal insults the DeMauro family Microwave ( his name is Mike) is now in therapy. Mike is having to deal with a life long feeling of inadequacy and lack of fulfillment. Mike states he has always been there for us and now that he is having some "performance" issue we have turned on him. For years he has been there with a push of a button, unselfishly giving. Mike really wanted to be a painter.
That reminds me....My coffee is getting cold....Where is that fuckin' microwave.......
Also, If that damn vacuum starts talking, he is a lying bastard......... Wednesday, November 22, 2006
That Damn Microwave is in Therapy.
Due to a life of exposure to profanity and verbal insults the DeMauro family Microwave ( his name is Mike) is now in therapy. Mike is having to deal with a life long feeling of inadequacy and lack of fulfillment. Mike states he has always been there for us and now that he is having some "performance" issue we have turned on him. For years he has been there with a push of a button, unselfishly giving. Mike really wanted to be a painter.
That reminds me....My coffee is getting cold....Where is that fuckin' microwave.......
Also, If that damn vacuum starts talking, he is a lying bastard......... 
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Wasn't that the punch line to a joke? "Damn Sheep lie!" Hope you get to eat all the turkey you can stand and that no one there tries to cook his carport while cooking their turkey in a deep fryer. Wish you could have the day off but I understand after all the time off after the knee therapy the other guys deserve a day or two off. MUD
Would you all please let that poor Microwave rest in peace? Use it as an antique decoration?
Pobre Microwave.
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